Peter Jeschke

#magazine #layout #design #space #planet #planets #science #humor #humour #fun #funny #astronomy #uranus #photo

”Generative AI is a tool to discipline, then eliminate, the human worker. The audience will just have to get used to it. This is sold as progress.“

Molly Crabapple im Guardian bringt es auf den Punkt:

”Such attacks on art only reveal the deep anti-humanism of the tech elite.“

Das Zeitalter des Anti-Humanismus ist hier, eingeläutet von uns beherrschenden Robotern in Menschenkostümen.

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2026/apr/12/is-ai-the-greatest-art-heist-in-history

It also updated all other office tools that refused any updates since 2024

But by some magic, Outlook just reinstalled itself while I was waiting for the download to finish(??)

Of course you can't download only Outlook, you have to download the whole office suite

It was wrong, of course. But the second attempt gave me a link that worked. I'm pretty sure that link was forbidden knowledge

I had to ask fucking Copilot how to download an installer

After uninstalling, I noticed that you can't "just install" Outlook on a corporate MacBook, apparently

In the end I had to reinstall Outlook, because of course there is no simple solution to these things

I created a ticket that my Outlook didn't work. Then I waited for a response ... By waiting for a mail notification

For fun, I tried some online LLM detector tools. They were pretty much split 50/50 between AI or not, even though it was really obvious. Also, it was either close to 100% or close to 0%. It's all bullshit

I actually feel a bit ashamed, because in hindsight, it was pretty obvious that this was slop (and not just because the response was plain wrong)

Today I spent half an hour researching and creating a response to WHO I THOUGHT was a maintainer of an open source project, before noticing that the account is actually rather new, has no contributions and has just copy&pasted some LLM slop as a response to my initial question

Today in a meeting:

"Okay, but we need to be careful with all these agents stuff, it's getting impossible to review that many PRs"

"Then we should spend less time reviewing and just pay less attention"

I wish I was making this up

Happy International Asexuality Day!

"Informationen zu: ICE- "SICHERHEITSHINWEIS, BITTE AUF DEN TREPPEN DIE HANDLÄUFE BENUTZEN" "-heute leider 140 Minuten Verspätung"

Danke Berlin Hauptbahnhof

@zlb_berlin keine Idee für ein Tag, aber interessante Fakten sind immer gut!

@ditol @fragdenstaat Hier geht es um Berlin direkt, nicht den Bund

what are we doing here man

TIL: Laser cooling

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laser_cooling

Thanks I hate it

Praktikant/Werkstudent Vibe Coding for AI Security (d/m/w/x)

https://jobs.mercedes-benz.com/praktikant-werkstudent-vibe-coding-for-ai-security-d-m-w-x--208423-J000208423

It's incredible how bad the Spotify app is at the one job it's meant to do

EU-Rat ließ Verhandlungen bewusst platzen: Die #Chatkontrolle soll anlasslos – also ohne Verdacht – weitergeführt werden https://netzpolitik.org/2026/verlaengerung-der-ausnahmeregelung-rat-liess-chatkontrolle-verhandlungen-sehenden-auges-scheitern/

#Lagedernation #Podcast #Lagelive #Live

Informationsfreiheitsgesetze ausbauen statt abschaffen! „Bürokratieentlastung“ darf nicht den Anspruch auf Informationszugang entziehen https://www.datenschutz-berlin.de/fileadmin/user_upload/pdf/publikationen/IFK/2026/20260311-IFK_Entschliessung.pdf

@bagder I think this isn't a nuget problem, but just package managers in general? For example, the central maven repository has loads of libraries that ship some ancient curl versions: https://central.sonatype.com/search?q=curl

I would assume the same for every other ecosystem as well

🚩 📢 Berliner Senat plant massive Einschränkung des Informationsfreiheitsgesetzes: 10 neue Ausnahmen sollen Auskunftspflichten aushöhlen.

Mit über 30 Organisationen – darunter @fragdenstaat @amnesty und @CCC – appellieren wir heute in einem offenen Brief an die Berliner Politik: Informationsfreiheit stärken, nicht schwächen! Transparenz und Sicherheit sind kein Widerspruch.

Hier geht's zur Pressemitteilung und zum offenen Brief

👉🏽 https://www.wikimedia.de/presse/transparenz-unter-druck-berliner-senat-will-informationsfreiheit-einschraenken/

#Informationsfreiheit #Berlin #IFG

Berliner Landesregierung will das IFG reformieren: Mit dem »Geheimhaltungs-Gesetz« kommen drastische Einschränkungen für die #Informationsfreiheit https://www.nd-aktuell.de/artikel/1198053.informationsfreiheit-senat-will-eine-blackbox-verwaltung.html

Die Seite der Deutschen Bahn war neulich stundenlang offline - wg eines russischen Cyber-Angriffs.

Was steckt dahinter?

Wie können wir uns vor sowas schützen?

Diese Fragen klärt „Cybernation“ - der neue Podcast zum Thema Cybersicherheit von der Lage der Nation.

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@b0rk This is how I find out that (against my expectation), I do NOT have third-party cookies blocked >.>